BAD NEWS/WORSE NEWS/GOOD NEWS

Bad: Rehnquist has thyroid cancer (Oct surprise??)
Worse: Idea of Supreme Court opening could help sway election to the right.
Good: Idea of Supreme Court opening could help sway election to the left.

Bad: 380 tons of weapons we are supposed to be guarding in Iraq are missing.
Worse: Somone snuck out 380 TONS OF WEAPONS under our frickin’ noses!!!!!!
Good: Shrub & Co. downplay it – saying they respresent no nuclear threat. Who really cares
they could kill another 1100 soldiers? Could be a HUGE win for the DNC- if they’re
smart.

Bad: Condi is out stumping for her husban…um….boss.
Worse: A multi-state tour while no one minds National Security.
Good: Not one political show (save probably Fox) thinks what she is doing is a good move.

Bad: Bush confides to Pat Robertson he doesn’t think there would be any U.S. casulties in Iraq.
Worse: Pat Robertson thinks Bush is off his rocker w/that kind of thought.
Good: Someone is more deluded than Pat Robertson.
Bad(2): That someone is our commander in chief.

Good: R.E.M.’s new song “Leaving New York” isn’t 1/2 bad.
Bad: R.E.M. pretty much blows since Bill Berry left
Worse: R.E.M.’s new album ‘Around the Sun’ is pretty much all bad.

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