Yes, you heard me right.
Navel oranges are my fruit of choice. Unfortunately, they are only really good for about six to eight weeks of the year. So during this time I always have them and take at least one with me to work as my mid-morning nourishment.
So I know I had two left yesterday morning and picked one to go with me. Around 11 a.m. I realized I had not eaten said orange. It was nowhere to be found. Naturally, I assumed I left it in my car. Upon the end of the workday and back in the car, I looked, but it wasn’t there.
After getting home, sure enough, there was only one orange left in the fruit bowl.
Where the hell did it go??
Song by: Orange “Juice” Jones