I love the Onion. I do not nearly visit their site as much as I should. But in DC, they just distribute hardcopies at the Metro, so it’s easy to pick one up and read while you ride.
This last visit found me laughing out loud as I read an article from “Jimmy Carter”:
I Got What America Needs Right Here
Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I’m wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one fucking thing right now, America, and explain to me what in the Christ is going on here. ‘Cause, unless I’m missing something, this country is in the middle of a motherfucking shitstorm, and I have no fucking idea what you’re gonna do to get out of it. I mean, are you seriously considering voting for one of these shitbags you got here in ’08? Fat fucking chance! Read the rest of the article here
It might be something to make you smile on a Monday.
Song by: the United States Air Force Concert Band