First off – apparently I’m worse than Osama bin Laden and Muqtada al-Sadr combined.
In a speech delivered for a conservative Christian group, Sally Kern (US Representative – OK(R)) said that gays and lesbians were the “biggest threat “our nation has ever faced “even more than terrorism or Islam…” She goes on to say that gays are “infiltrating” city councils, responsible for the demise of world societies and compared being gay to a “cancer” that apparently needs to be cut out.
Of course, let’s not overlook that not everyone who is Islamic is a terrorist…….or gay. And not every terrorist is Islamic…..or gay. Whatta fuckin’ cunt. Yeah – I said it. I went there.
She also said she never expected her talk to be taped and/or released. To be honest, that is the worst part for me. Old Sally was planning on hiding behind the cloak of invisibility. But let’s face it – only Harry Potter had that, as it was one of the three Deathly Hallows (oops…spoiler alert!).
Then there was Karl Rove at the University of Iowa Sunday, being confronted with an at-times hostile crowd of 1,000.
At one point during the speech, Rove reportedly lashed out at some of the students, saying, “You got a chance to ask your questions later and make your stupid statements, let me make mine.”
Classy!!!!! Though he has never claimed to be a statesman.
Another person asked Rove if he has ever shed a tear over the war in Iraq. “I shed a lot of tears and I have been inspired by many of the people who feel their son or daughter should not have to die in vain,” he replied.
BULLLLLLLSHIT. Who the fuck does he think he’s fooling??
Toward the end of the speech, a member of the crowd yelled, “Can we have our $40,000 back?”
Rove replied, “No, you can’t.”
No surprise there. Ca-ching!
One audience member told Rove that MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann named him the “worst person ever.”
“Ever?” Rove joked. “Yea, worse than Hitler, worse than Stalin, worse than Mao and worse than the person who introduced aluminum baseball bats.”
Personally, I love how he’s absolved himself of all his evils and how he doesn’t think he fits into that little exclusive club – save the guy who introduced the aluminum baseball bat. Though I wouldn’t mind introducing said bat to his head. Several times.
Let’s see – what else is there…..
Oh yeah – a Vatican official has listed drugs, pollution and genetic manipulations as well as social and economic injustices as new areas of sinful behavior.
Technically, I guess I only have one of the four of those. Though to piss off the pope I’d happy to try genetic manipulation. Unless of course, that’s just a fancy term for ‘choking the chicken’…..then I got that one covered.
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