Rub Me Raw

Truth be told – I have never had a massage.

When I have mentioned this little tidbit to folks, some look at me like I am from another planet. I mean, I dated one guy where we traded off massages, but either he wasn’t good at it or I was too sensitive to his touch. It did nothing for me. (Neither did he, actually!)

I love it when people have told me I must and how it truly relaxes you. I’m not sure that is how I would relax. Hell, I can’t even stand to lay out at a beach or pool for half as long as a massage, and now I would have to strip down, oil up and still have to pay for the privilege?

But as it turns out, I’ve hurt my neck a bit. I don’t know if it was during trying to sleep on the plane on the way to Kansas City or in the hotel bed. It was just when I got home when I lie on my right side there is horrible pain. Oddly enough, I have full range of motion any other time with no aches whatsoever.

I’m not convinced I will do a massage. I’m not convinced I wont. Denton says I can have a medicinal massage – meaning throw back a few of his muscle relaxers. That’s nice and everything, but I don’t think those give you a happy ending.

Song by: Warren Zevon


One response to “Rub Me Raw

  1. There are different types of massage so do a little research before you get one. Some, like Rikki (spelling?), can be painful while they work the knots out of muscles. Swedish is more relaxing and soothing.

    Do you see a chiro doc?

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