Went to our first Indians game of the season last night. It was a beautiful night and some great seats – right behind first base, about 15 rows back.
It started bad. Real bad. First, my doppleganger was on the DL. That’s the Disabled List, not the Down Low. Though I’d be really really ok if he were on that.
And then by the second inning we were losing 6-1. The Twins had six hits and six runs! We had six hits and one run. Pathetic.
But Casey Blake got a homer with two folks on base, so we came much closer to winning.
…me being me, couldn’t help but think of Buddy Cole and his Sappho Sluggers, during most of the game. Yes, I’m that gay. So for most of you out there who read this and could care less about America’s pastime, even I think you can enjoy this:
Song by: Terry Cashman