Why not make the SotM a seasonal one? I think last December I did the Office Max – Go Elf Yourself one for you folks. Or as Morty called it, Dancin’ with my Elf.
So David G brings to you, via me, a new creepy version in the form of Macy’s Department Stores.
It is from their Believe campaign – which someone in Cleveburgh has already condemned because it makes it seem to little kids that Santa doesn’t exist in the first place.
Fuck, man – get a life!
I could probably never get my beard this long (oh yes, David was kind enough to use my own picture for this endeavour), but the going grey part is slowly creeping upon me – mostly in my beard. Not so much the hair…..not that it would take much, obviously.
You can build your own Santa at the above link, or you can watch the one David built of me right here.